Things I Enjoy: Steam Punk Paladins!

I like transmogging things.  Addons like mogit don’t make this addiction any easier to kick.  It’s also an awesome addon to set up RP sets – which is where you mix and match armor classes or use items like legendaries that can’t be transmogged.

You know – stuff you can’t dungeon or quest in but looks pretty anyway.

The one I posted below is fully transmogged and came about as a result of me stewing (yes, still) about not having access to transmogging the fantastic Blood Knight look.

Kalil is a Blood Knight.  Damnit, he WILL look like a Blood Knight.

The pieces you see on some of the BKs in Silvermoon are not moggable, because that’s the “special” PvP gear or whatever.  It’s called the Warlord’s Aegis.  It has alternates, and all three sets are unmoggable without the Knight-Captain/Legionnaire title from Vanilla.

Side rant:

I can’t even follow Blizz’s logic on this.  I mean, I didn’t start playing until BC, and I despise PvP and all it stands for, so there is no chance of me getting a title doing a thing I don’t normally enjoy  – and  I’m okay with that.  I’d be grumpy, but not nearly as much I as am now.  But there is one, teensy, tiny thing:

Horde paladins didn’t even exist in Vanilla WoW.  The set was added after BC dropped for …well, the Blood Knights – because faction transfers weren’t added until September of 2009, two years after BC dropped.  So this set is only for former Alliance paladins who faction transferred, because it’s impossible to mog it any other way.

I still haven’t seen a good explanation for it.  And no, “It’s intended for the elite few!!” is not a good explanation when the original “elite few” didn’t exist in this faction.

/side rant

Anyway.  You can go with the standard Dark Iron Plate set.  The helm comes from a quest in Hellfire Peninsula, so at least we’ve got that.  Yep, you’re damned right I kept that helm, even before I knew transmogging would be a Thing.

But I don’t really care for the dark gray/red look and the plate itself looks… odd.  Bubbly or something.  I tried it for quite awhile, but I don’t like the silhouette of the dark iron at any rate.  So I threw this together:

Steam Punk Paladin

The catch here is that you have to be an engineer.  The bright red on the Helm of Infinite Visions clashed a little too much for my tastes, but YMMV.  The goggles are pretty bright too, and a little pinker, but hey (there’s actually multiple shades of red in here from pinkish to dark blood red).  I’m still in the process of getting the JP and honor together to buy the stuff, but it’s mostly complete.  This will be the tanking transmog.

Keep in mind that for the Justice Point pieces the amount needed to buy them as well as who the vendor is may change tomorrow when The Patch drops.  As of right now, this is what I’ve got:

• Helm: Reinforced Bio-Optic Kill Shades – Again, engineers can make these and they might be a little too pink for your taste, so this is pretty optional.  Since I love steam punk, and everything associated, I’m willing to sacrifice for goggles that come close enough.
• Shoulder: Tempered Saronite Shoulders – Just find yourself a blacksmith who can make ’em.  Easy!
• Cloak: Cloak of Subjugated Power – Optional.  There’s a lot of dark red in it and while I liked the way it looked, it doesn’t exactly match the red in the plate armor.  You can buy it from G’eras in Shattrath for 312 Justice Points.
• Chest: Chestplate of the Steadfast – You can get this from either Rugok in Orgrimmar or Toren Landow in Stormwind for 2200 Justice Points.  If you don’t want to spend the Justice Points, the Vicious Pyrium Breastplate (made by blacksmiths) looks just like it.
• Shirt: Red Martial Shirt – Another optional piece, but it fills in the arms with black and a few (bright) red accents under the shoulders.  Sold by Karandonna in Dalaran.
• Gloves: Vicious Pyrium Gauntlets– Another blacksmithing pattern that should be fairly cheap and easy to obtain.  Numbing Handguards are the 1650 Justice Point option and are sold by Rugok in Orgrimmar or Toren Landow in Stormwind.
• Belt: Girdle of the Mountains – Sold by Rugok in Orgrimmar or Toren Landow in Stormwind for 1650 Justice Points.  The Vicious Pyrium Belt is a blacksmith-made lookalike.
• Legs: Tempered Saronite Legplates – Another easy to get blacksmithing recipe!
• Feet: Veteran’s Plate Greaves – These are sold by Kayri on the Island of Quel’Danas for 208 Justice Points.
• Main Hand: Blade of Infamy – This one is something I’m not 100% happy with and will probably change when I have more time to really look.  I’m very picky about my weapons and while this one is nice looking, silhouette-wise, the colors are all wrong.  Still, you want it it, yon boss Anetheron in Mount Hyjal drops it.
• Off Hand: Wrathful Gladiator’s Shield Wall – I’m pretty sure this is moggable.  Since this is a set-in-progress and Kalil has 32 honor to his name, I haven’t gotten around to getting it yet.  I’m saving it for last, because.  Ugh.  PvP.  Any Legacy quartermaster Orgrimmar, Stormwind or Tanaris sells this for 190 Honor Points.

Say hello to my little friend…

Is it time for pandas yet? Now? How about now?

I R Riter. I R Profesnal Heelr.

We can cross this off our list:

He’s still got some gearing to do.  I ran a couple dungeons this morning.  One went just fine.  The second landed me with a pair who thought their raid finder gear meant that they could pull entire hallways, let aggro go everywhere and then yell at me for going OOM trying to keep everyone up.  When I said something about having to spam my largest, most expensive heals to try and keep everyone alive, the genius gave me the following advice:

“Lawl, don’t roll a healer then.”

This might be just me but new healers don’t ding 85 and instantly become geared in DS heroic epic gear.  We have to work for it, same as everyone else.  (And had I gone with my elemental dps offspec, I can bet they would have been yelling about my poor dps… Mind you, he would have been right, because I use it for questing between dungeons, and haven’t actually focused on figuring out what the rotation is supposed to be.)

This isn’t my first rodeo, kiddo.  This is healer #4 who has spent a good 85-90% (figure may have been made up, but it’s still a lot) of his leveling time in dungeons.  I think I know what I’m doing.

It goes without saying that, in my fantastic blues and greens, not everyone stayed up.  This was a normal dungeon by the way, not even a heroic – even though Ertek’s ilvl says he can hit heroics.  I generally avoid them until I can hit the HoT dungeons.

So the two numbnuts dropped after I refused to drop (they could have kicked me, but apparently they tried and it didn’t work, or they were just really that dumb – there was no way I should have had a timer since the last time I got kicked was several months ago, after refusing to drop and take a debuff to appease the ego of a tank who couldn’t hold aggro… hmmmm).  We got a new tank and his guildie and – surprise!  Even though the tank was in starter gear, he was a much better tank than the previous.  The rest of the run went smoothly for the most part.  One over pull that would have been fine had I been on any other healing toon.  But the tank had just barely there gear.  I had just barely there gear.  You can guess what happened.  It was a DPS who pulled, then apologized.  And because things like that happen, nobody screamed or yelled and the dungeon was done ten minutes later.  No sweat.

Patience: It’s a good idea.

But anyway, I now have every class that can heal at level 85.  I R Professional Heelr!  In MoP, that means I’ll only have to worry about leveling a Mistweaver.  Yay!  The ‘looms are in the bank and waiting!

Anyway, moving on…

Every once in a blue moon (by the way, there’s a blue moon happening this month – neat huh?) I’ll sit back and take inventory.  I like to pretend I’m a writer in a caped crusader sort of way.  I have my computer set up in the cat-cave where I pen mighty – nay, legendary – epics.

…Yeah, that’ll work.

I really like character building and while I’m getting better at this plot thing (my muse is plot – what plot wants, plot gets), I’m still pretty good at creating the victims to toss into the hungry maw of the plot monster.  Sometimes it’s for RP purposes and sometimes it’s for this story thing because if I call it a novel I have to take it seriously and I just can’t take anything I do seriously.

(I should really be working on that story thing now but oh no, here I am waxing poetic about… stuff.)

So I thought I’d give my brain a little exercise and see if I couldn’t go through the list of toons and characters that inhabit my brainmeat.  The challenge?  You have two sentences, describe the characters.

I can’t help it. I love this freaking thing.

*cough*

Anyway.

Name: Kalil Sunsong: Blood Elf Paladin Source: World of Warcraft Description: Recovering alcoholic, recovering thistle-head, healer, and life’s punching bag. He’s been fucked over from day one.

Name: Esrah Tolaran: Blood Elf Priest Source: World of Warcraft Description: Lecherous holy priest with an ego the size of Northrend. Also a devoted and loyal lover, father, and extreme kinemortophobic.

Name: Zachary “Zeikren” Bartholomew, Illuminati Agent Source: The Secret World Description: Recovering addict (substance is classified) who suffers from minor delusions of grandeur with an unsubstantiated belief in his own immortality.  Also father to a three year old boy who is in the custody of his sister due to Zeikren’s, ah, issues.  His wife is currently missing and presumed dead (no, he didn’t have anything to do with that, but it might have set off a chain reaction that led to his current situation).

Okay so technically that’s three sentences. Sue me.  Moving on…

Name: Ixtael (last name unknown): Blood Elf rogue Source: World of Warcraft Description: Reformed thief and street-rat with a bit of a memory problem… in that he has no memory.  Also probably not an assassin, but that may be just a cover.

Trying to find good smallish pictures of my other toons (the ones I actively RP) is turning out to be a lesson in futility, so we’ll leave it there for now.  Also: I’m lazy.

Lastly I had a friend geek out at me over facebook.  I immediately logged in and went looking for what she was geeking out over because I was geeking out over it too and had to see it for myself omg.  If you can tell me what the following screenshots mean, you win the imaginary cookie award (you also love the 80s):

Outrageous!

Eh heh.

So WoW is boring at the moment.  Rather, it was right up until they announced a release date for Mists.  Suddenly, my interest in getting the bucket list done is revived!

In the interest of keeping myself sane, I’ve decided that my human priest is getting the boot.  My shaman will be a panda, and I will be rolling a second panda (class undecided but probably a mage) to be the Alliance alt.

In other news: I found The Secret World.  It’s like if HP Lovecraft and Neil Gaiman and Stephen King and the alien guy from the History Channel all had a baby and that baby was a creepy horror story that was turned into a game where you play as a secret agent who wants to rule the world.

It’s really awesome.

It hasn’t addicted me the way Warcraft has, but it has taken up a good chunk of my free time and managed to give me interesting nightmares.  Since nothing really awesome has happened in WoW (Ertek is now level 82, which – while close – is not quite 85 yet), have a screenshot of TSW and my character, Zeikren.  My husband (who is more a TSW addict then I) made the following comment.

“Only you would find the most unintentionally homo-erotic moment in the game to take a screenshot of.”

I dunno, I was just liking the way the shadows hit Zeikren’s face.  I wasn’t thinking about slash (which is rare, I know).

*shrug*  You tell me:

Hmmm….

I’ll have more interesting things to say later, probably.

Long Time, No Post: Bucket Lists, Diablo 3, and Writing Stuff

I haven’t been on the beta much at all in the past month so there hasn’t been much for me to post about regarding that.  Usually towards the end of an expansion, I get this intense urge to finish ALL THE THINGS that I’ve been meaning to do for, like, ever now.

So I’ve been working on that in between working (like, at a job and stuff) and writing stuff that has nothing whatsoever to do with Warcraft, etc.

Speaking of writing, a guildie pointed me in this direction.  I figured “Eh, why not?” and I’ve got a little something mostly finished.  Needs some tweaking though.  Azeroth doesn’t have many fairy tales, so I decided to fix that.

I want to go on record as saying that Diablo 3 only managed to distract me for less than a week.  Once I beat the game, I found no reason to go back into it.  WoW excluded (it’s the people), the story is what holds me to most games and Diablo’s story was… not very good.

Not very good at all.  I was told it wouldn’t be, so it wasn’t a shock, but I am a little disappointed.  I mean, angels and demons and nephilim?  OH MY!  That’s Kalil!crack you guys.  That is MY THING.  THAT I LOVE.  ENOUGH TO TYPE ABOUT IT IN ALL CAPS.  It wasn’t a bad game overall.  In fact it was pretty fun the first time through.  The level design in Act IV was absolutely stunning.  The demon hunter was a LOT of fun to play omg you guys machine gun crossbows and turrets and omgalsdkhfjaslhdga;lh.  But!  It really is just the same thing over and over and over and over… and when you’re playing by yourself, that gets old and tedious really fast.  It will, however, be my go-to “I need to make a lot of things go boom to make myself feel better after a shitty day” game.

But Kalil you have seven level 85 toons and over a hundred mounts and pets and all the titles and by the way how many times have you played though FFVIII and gotten to the end with every single character at level 100? — shut up.

Anyway.

I am not an organized person.  I want to make that very clear.  I’m even less organized in the game.  My bucket list consists of things like “Do this thing” and “level this guy” and “Clean out those things” and “gear that alt up” and “Don’t forget to use the dreamcloth CD because bags.”

That last thing comes once a week unless I have orbs.  I’ll let you guess exactly how many bags I’ve managed to make (hint: 1).

So it should come as no surprise that, when I actually sat down to figure out a bucket list (of sorts), it turns out to be really long.  I’m notorious for despising daily quests and farming, so it’s no surprise that a lot of the things I want that require me to do either of those activities are still on the “do want but don’t have” list.

So here we go. 

Kalil’s Big List of Things That “Should” (but probably won’t) Get Done Before Pandas

1. Level that EXPLICATIVEDELETED shaman to 85.  The shaman is the last class capable of healing that I haven’t maxed out yet.  I have a paladin (main) and the priest and druid are both geared enough for the raid finder – and to fill in for guild runs in normal mode stuff.  Ertek the Dorky Orcy (soon to be a Pretty Panda) is sitting in Outlands – where alts go to die.  He’s 65 oops 64.  I just need three four more levels.  *sob*
2. Once Dorky Orcy hits 85, get him some gears.
3. Level leatherworking on said shaman.  The end result will be a max level everything (and two alchemists!)
4. Rebuild the nest egg.  I made a mechano-hog for a friend and, uh.  Heh heh heh.  She deserved it, okay?
5. Replace all of Kalil’s 22 slot bags with 26 slot bags.  One down, four to go.
6. Replace all of Kalil’s 18 and 22 slot bank bags with 26 slot bags (hahahahano).
7. Clean out the gear in Kalil’s bank and void storage.  No, seriously, you do not need to keep the bunny ears.
8. Or the flowers.
9. Why do you still have the spring branch of bunny making?
10. It doesn’t have any charges left!
11. Finish gearing up Verandin and Kellidan.  They’re the last two 85 alts who don’t have the ilvl to run the raid finder.  I don’t know why it’s important that I do this.  It’s not.  I just want to.  Also, they both have tank gear in their DPS sets.  Fix that because no way, no how, am I tanking pugs.
12. Elliaesin needs a new bow and polearm.  Forget that Mists will take away his need for polearms because GIANT ELF COMING THROUGH.
13. Self, you should probably get around to leveling an Alliance toon all the way to level cap.  I know, I know, but seriously.  Pick one.  DO NOT ROLL A NEW ONE I WILL HURT YOU.
14. Acquire the following:
    • Originally there was a huge list of pets and mounts here.  I said screw it.
    • Pets to get are here.
    • And the mounts are here.

Oh. Alright then.

Mists of Pandaria Beta: Day 3, Part 1. Crashing the Bug Party in the Jade Forest

I spent most of my days off playing video games and getting chores done.  Two days off were spent in beta.  I honestly didn’t spend as much time as I thought I was going to – which is good.  One: Because I have other games and things to play and do.  And two: This is beta, which means everything I do here is temporary, the characters are going away, and I’m going to have to do it all over again when this goes live.

So I’m trying to not get too invested in this.

Har har.

There be spoilers beyond this point.

Mists of Pandaria Beta: Day 2. The Quest From Hell and Cute Things on Fire

Warning: Image heavy post and spoilers abound!

Meet Huo. Huo wants to be your friend!

Lets get this out of the way right now.  One of the very early Wandering Isle quests in the beta is a pain in the butt to finish – at the moment.  You get stuck.  It’s a bottleneck.  It’s not really that the design that’s the problem.  The problem is that everyone – everyone – is rolling pandas right now.

The quest is called The Lesson of the Burning Scroll.  You snag a bit of fire from your instructor’s hand and take it upstairs to burn a piece of paper, thereby gaining ancient spiritual knowledge through a minor act of arson.

The quest is also known as The Great Big Headache.

Mists of Pandaria Beta: Day 1. Pandas, Monks, and Who Needs Sleep?

Warning: Post contains screenshots from the beta.  Spoilers possible.

One of the things that will throw anyone is taking them out of an addon-heavy UI and making them use the default.  I use a lot of addons.  I like to think I can function without them, but I’ve never actually had to prove that.  Until now.

Normally, my UI looks like this: